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Made With THG

 

These hits are their hits

These hits are R’ hits

We go to BALCO

Their chests look shallow

We have great big biceps

They’re a bunch of pencil necks

R’ hits were made with THG

 

These hits are their hits

These hits are R’ hits

They hit for singles

We hit the shingles

They are measly bunters

We are homerun sluggers

R’ hits were made with THG

 

I’ll use “The Cream” on my injured knee

And then I’ll tell you

I didn’t know it contained THG

My best friend Barry

He stole my fabulous chef

My hits were made with THG

 

My renowned nutritionist, Mr. Victor Conte

He will assure you, I did nothing outta the ordinary

I’m just a dead pull hitter

But I can also go deep the other way

My hits were made with THG

 

I’ll break some records

I’ll say there tainted

We’ll wear the pinstripes

Thank god I wasn’t traded

Do you wanna know our secret

We proudly call it “The Clear”

R’ hits were made with THG

 

These hits are their hits

These hits are R’ hits

From the House that Ruth built

To the San Francisco ballpark

From the centerfield black seats

To the waters of McCovey Cove

R’ hits were made

R’ hits were made

R’ hits were made with THG